Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It’s sandwich day.
Hula Teacher: *Gives her weird look*
Lilo: *Sigh* Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich…
Hula Teacher: Pudge” is a fish?
Lilo: And todayyyy we were out of peanuttt butterrr. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said “a tuuunaa sandwich”. I can’t give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fishhhhh?
Lilo: IT’SSSSS FISHHHH! IF I GAVE PUDGE TUNA, I’D BE AN ABOMINATIONNNNN! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ‘CAUSE ALLLLL WE HAVE IS… IS… STINKIN’ TUNA!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
LET ME JUST SAY THIS: JENI WHY DID THIS COME FROM SOMEONE OTHER THAN US?!?!
/exclusive inside joke is exclusive
CLEARLY WE DIDN’T TRY HARD ENOUGH.
Time to recreate the entire scene and film it. It’s the only way to redeem ourselves.