This got left on my doorstep… What a time to be alive
RACHEL CAN YOU GET ME ONE. I ACTIVELY WANT ONE OH MY GOD.
"Wanted to be a voice for the voiceless" COME ON CLAY’S PR TEAM HOW DID YOU NOT GO FOR AN AMERICAN IDOL JOKE THERE. COME ON.
but the world is full of zanies and fools who don’t believe in sensible rules, and won’t believe what sensible people say. and because these daft and dewey-eyed dopes keep building up impossible hopes, impossible things are happening everyday
Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading though
- like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS AND IF NOT THEN WHY ARE THEY LEGAL”
- or “I AM CALLING OFF QUIDDITCH PRACTICE TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHY QUIDDITCH IS DIVIDED BY HOUSES”
- or “I CAN’T GO TO RUNES BECAUSE I AM TOO UPSET ABOUT WITCH HUNTS IN THE MIDDLE AGES; IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE JUST IMAGINE IT”
- or “BUT WHY IS OUR CURRENCY SO ILLOGICAL CAN’T WE FIX IT”
- or “HOW DOES MAGIC GET PASSED DOWN BUT THEN ALSO APPEAR AT RANDOM NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT IS IT IN OUR BODIES OR IN OUR MINDS OR WHAT” (just calm down and come to transfiguration okay) “I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND I WILL NOT COME TO TRANSFIGURATION”
- "IF YOU VANISH A THING AND CONJURE IT AGAIN IS IT THE SAME MATTER" "IS IT THE SAME ESSENCE" (it’s okay. just vanish the pincushion) "IT’S NOT OKAY"
Ending of Dragon Age 2 in a nutshell.
I think the Warden should have just led with this at the Landsmeet…
Ai Ebihara and Yu Narukami would make the best sister ever tho
"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"
when carrey is serious, it’s often devastating. i really wish he did more sincere stuff.
holy fucking shit tho.
thnx for working so hard